What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 04:54

They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
What was your experience when trying GHB?
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Then came..
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Trump signs proclamation banning travel from 12 countries - ABC News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Can someone write me a sex story?
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way