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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 04:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

What was your experience when trying GHB?

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

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Still no good.

Then came..

Can I have a comfortable life as a nurse in Sweden? Can I buy a house and not worry about the cost of living?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Is it okay to pay 12,000 SEK for rent 67m² furnished house for 2 people in Jönköping, Sweden? It also includes electricity, internet, heating, and water expenses.

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

No go.

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Can someone write me a sex story?

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

What exactly is the difference between a surge protector and a fuse? Can a fuse protect the electronic devices from lightning instead of surge protector?